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I’m a motherfucking unicorn. blathwillburn: Had a fun and merry time videochatting with babes.(I fancy literally all of these people, they are great.)

Oh my God I need this book.

truebond: narusasu-prevails: yaoi-sasuke: narusasu-prevails: the-accursed-nothing: Im sorry, but i refuse to accept this as canon. This literally looks like a amateur doujin, and wtf did they do to sasuke??? And just when i thought himawari couldn

stability:i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

shanks-for-the-booty:nico-ya:this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy

truthheartbreakquotes: I quite literally felt that click with you. Something in me registered your presence and my conscience nodded its approval. I’ve never felt so safe and able to be myself around anyone else and it’s a feeling I really want to

enigmamre: So here’s the thing. You never actually set out to have a harem. I mean sure, ask most guys if they’d like five super hot women who thought that your cum was literally god’s gift to them and they’d say hell yes. But they aren’t gonna

sugaryrainbow:raspbeary:neapolitan cow trinity!!!! vanilla is funfetti and belongs to sugaryrainbow and chocolate is macaron and belongs to zambiie and the dork in the middle is mine THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT FJKSDFKSFSD

aphroditesfever: jedimasterkat: jaxxgarcia: That time I played Never Have I Ever with Party Gays I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGG IM LITERALLY CRYINGGG

ky-bug: Still can’t believe Pidge literally tried to kill god

kitty-made-of-strawberrys: princessharumi: Candela literally means all those things dear candle, fire, light “ser una candela” is someone who is feisty too Mira, yo vivo en Argentina y acá no decimos candela como sinónimo de vela, no sé como

alyesque:I literally cannot watch this without crying

whitepeopletwitter:Literally what

ecto1magines: frankedcastle: HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter) Bonus:

MADPlay “The Gray Garden”, Part 22 (TWO-HOURS FINALE): “God’s Not Dead” It all ends as it began: with anger, confusion and a literal Deus Ex Machina. Perhaps, everyone should have just stayed in bed.—SUPPORT MADHOG

Madhog Only Has “OneShot” Madhog must guide a catlike child person to a messianic journey towards literal enlightenment by way of a giant light bulb acting as the literal Sun… Also, Madhog is God.—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http:/

Oh my god cartoon network please stop

thesnadger:sprucewoodmpreg: sprucewoodmpreg:it’s at the point where i’ve literally lost all language skills when it comes 2 complimenting someone’s art. i’ll be reblogging stuff and just yell “COLOURS” and “SHAPES!!!!!!!” in the tags

sushimonsters: URGGGGG… I NEED TO WRITE ESSSAAAAAYYYYYYYY. GOD DAMIT

girigarcon: niel: *smiles*me: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my

mankeulv: Nayenezgani: Literally, ‘slayer of alien gods.’ Navajo Indians say that Nayenezgani dealt fearful blows to the spirits of evil threatening the world. The two brothers, Nayenezgani and Tobadzistsini, may be seen as war gods, but they are

Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.

hotgirltori: literally no one talk to me about men for the next 2 weeks He sounds like he just needs a fursona tbh

ithotyouknew2: reaperneeshy: theprojectsprodigy: Oh yeahhhh baby we liveee These 2 are literal fucking embodiments of chaos I love them “I didn’t even get my food yet” oh my god

varkarrus: animedads: Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti* God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck bayonetta is kin

YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD

asenshi: knifeandlighter replied to your post: “knifeandlighter replied to your post: tokyotk replied to your post:…”:literally the best response.I’m really worried about her!!!

diononychus: abdul trying to figure out what polnareff’s spice threshold is. makes #food with less and less spice each time in hopes to find something that won’t literally make polnareff yell and cry. finally one day polnareff tentatively eats a

nosdrinker:eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

equuslupus: gayquicksilver: gayquicksilver: By the way the local New Zealand drama right now is that there’s this family of British tourists in the country right now that have, on their own, been such god awful visitors that the national news and

jessalrynn: human-nonsense: moonphanter: patient-positivity: gods-little-punk: avatarpotato: dragonpyre: snicketty-snook: jacksoopticboop: anticoffeebeans: viostormcaller: actually-al: pixiis-blog: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething:

Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy

submissiveandconfused: god-of-debauchery: submissiveandconfused: plainlyconvoluted: crownandcollar: Oof kinks are confusing. On one hand pregnancy is terrifying to me and I literally never want to undergo it. On the other hand, tell me you’re gonna

kumagawa: “ youre just overreacting about the new direction the designs in fire emblem are going “they are literally both in the same class…………………..

my-name-is-meebles: aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL BLEEEAAAAUGH HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG the gods have spoken I literally busted out laughing at this picture

pterodactylkittennat: shatterstag: black-ink-wolf: paintaloosa: therealbitchpudding: richandstrangephotography: Fire Lord Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender - Lisa Lou Who Katsucon 2015 I saw this girl in real life and literally peed my pants over

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

dicksandwhiches: black-girl-decadence: leswonders: bodyglttr: am i or am i not glowing Literally Why you so pretty tho? My god 👀

nikeyslut: bruh i just wanna sit on his lap and feel his dick god

yourchubbykitty: thesassylorax: peppapigvevo: catoverlord: thetattedstoner: rhsin: ? Dear god are those fucking mozzarella sticks holy shit holy fuck pizza drawers Why must America play God Good lord. If this is real I’m so using pizza hut

lovelyladylunacy: socialjusticethespian: lovelyladylunacy: lareinaxcvi: lovelyladylunacy: why does no one ever talk about how lewis and clark met why isn’t that taught in history classes it’s like some rom-com meet-funny trope and i’ve literally

animedads: Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti* God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck

norcula:fairycosmos:fairycosmos:god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes it’s sitting at home on a weekend and feeling this sudden wave of bittersweet nostalgia for something

halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Thank you for this

rainchicken: becausebirds: Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. [follow Marnie on YouTube] Oh my god this is literally the cutest thing ever and I’m so happy this exists.

Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™

berenswick: upallnightogetloki: ledamemangociana: madlori: Oh my God, this just made my whole day. the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine Emma’s photo:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Holy fuck YES <3 YES GOD YES :D There are some roleplays that just have a certain effect on me, that just spark the ‘OH GOD FUCK ME NOW’ reaction in my brain and get me feeling like I am literally in heat… Being all

sometimes i wish i believed in god, that i had somewhere to turn when i felt empty or lost, when i didn’t know what to do, or when i had dug a hole so deep nothing could get me out. i wish there was something that was always sure and true for me

gaia-is-god: Dream!

bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also

nympheteenqueen: ohhhhhh my god that’s so cute I love James and stoya

god he’s so handsome

If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove

pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or

legendaryedhplays: sarpadianempiresvol-viii: Covered in mineral lazotep, Bontu has literally become “Crocodile Rock.” (Source) I like the diverse use of God-immortality throughout Magic.

the-hungry-panda: strawberrygrave: champagnewithpapi: “I coulda dropped my croissant” THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE HIS LITTLE SCREAM

I’m sorry, i have no idea how to send you stuffy like this correctly, I literally joined tumblr about an hour ago. This fic is just for you being so awesome jen-iii senpai! ______________________________________________________ Family of Love

the-artificem: shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

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